Scottish. Neuroscientist. Adventurer.
I love the beginning of the introduction of countries at the olympics because it starts off with the smaller countries
you know just little groups
out of nowhere
I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from The Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
I think it goes in hair.”
In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.
and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one”
And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”
*squints at finland*
"no one man should have all that power" says kanye solemnly
beyonce kicks her leg over her head “i am no man”